Kindle ebook price changes

A note to all my followers:

A new price for all of my ebook titles on Amazon — Return from Armageddon, Meadowlark Madness, Taming of the T-Bird, and the latest, Send in the Drones — will be $2.99 each beginning in the next 72 hours.

They will be available at this price on Amazon for the rest of the summer.

Thank you to all my followers and readers. Please leave a review once you’ve finished reading.

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The Corn Dog Continuum

by Sue Eller

Note: this story is based on a real life experience. However, reality became bogged down in a vat of grease and frittered itself away.

Stuck in a crack in space-time, fate doomed me to slave in a corn dog factory for infinity.

My name is Geraldine, and after weeks of searching for gainful employment, I finally found my niche. Or so I thought. Desperation, hunger, and a desire to continue to sleep indoors clouded my vision and visited me with the delusion that the phrase “factory worker” described the ideal dream job. I mean, how hard could it be to make corn dogs?

How little I knew.

I rolled into work my first day about five minutes early. My supervisor gave me a timecard and showed me how to operate the time clock. We waited as the incessant ticks brought us closer to the hour. When the minute hand moved to the proper mark, and a loud whistle emanated from somewhere in the back of the factory, I inserted my timecard, and the machine stamped 0800 in the designated box.

Next stop: the locker room, where another stranger handed me a grease-stained coverall and a mesh cap. (Health department standard protective gear.) A pair of heavy-duty rubber gloves to protect my hands from the hot grease and rubber covers for my shoes completed the dorky chic look.

Thus outfitted, I entered a doorway into the bowels of the factory. My supervisor had to shout to be heard over the clanking machines, even though she stood right beside me. She pointed to handles with hooks on the ends, joined together by a sturdy iron crossbar. A hinge attached a second bar with perpendicular slots to the rest of the assembly. I grasped one of the handles of the oversized, inverted “U” in each hand and wondered briefly what function the hooks served.

As I watched, one of the workers skewered hot dogs with long wooden sticks and passed them to the next guy, who opened the long bar at the base of the U and placed a wooden stick in each of the eight depressions. He clamped it shut with a snap, and a conveyer belt carried the bars to the next station, which was my assigned place.

My job was to dip each bar full of hot dogs in a vat of batter directly in front of me and hook it on another conveyor belt, which carried the contraption through a long trough bubbling with hot grease. At the other end, a worker would unhook the bar and release the dogs onto another conveyor belt which whisked them away to parts unknown. Slick operation, wouldn’t you think? Prophetic words. Literally.

After a brief demonstration, I grasped both handles of the bar, dunked the dogs in the batter, swirled them around, pulled them out and hooked the handles on the continuously moving belt. I watched as it traversed the narrow vat of grease, bubbling and popping on its merry way to the other side.

“You didn’t get them covered well enough,” the boss lady shouted at me. She demonstrated one more time and watched me until she was satisfied. The crack in space-time widened, and I stepped into it as I took my station in front of the vat of batter and the trough of grease.

Enthusiastic, I grabbed the handles of the bar to my right, dipped and swirled the suspended dogs in the batter and sent them on their frying way. Before she left, the boss gave me instructions on timing the grease submersion step.

“If you get them too close together, the guy at the other end won’t be able to get them off and empty them. But if you get them too far apart, it slows production down. Keep a steady pace, and don’t mess up the battering part.” She shook her head and walked away. I was determined to disprove her low opinion of my abilities.

It didn’t take me long to develop a rhythm. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t dip too soon or the batter will slide off the hot dogs before they dive into the deep fryer. Be precise and get a good swirl on each dog. Every bar is a work of art. The Corn Dog Continuum sucked out my brain and threatened to hold it captive for eternity. Every trip through the vat fried more brain cells.

Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. I looked around for a clock and found none. Almost got out of the rhythm with that move. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

The crack in time was closing in around me. Grease saturated every pore of my face and pooled at the tip of my nose. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

I reached up and rubbed against an itch on my cheek. I left more grease on my face than I rubbed off. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

Each completed task sucked me further into the void of fryer grease. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

No music. No conversation. Both were impossible because of the clatter of the many machines. Nothing could penetrate the monotony. Not even my thoughts. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

My eyes stared out through a coating of cooking oil, and my eyelashes stuck together. The aroma of rancid grease permeated my nasal passages. The rack of bars loaded with future corn dogs clanked each time my co-worker hung another at my station. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

In my light-headed state of mind, I envisioned each molecule of oxygen coated in a droplet of grease. Unable to breathe, I fell into a time vortex from which there was no escape. I almost dropped the next bar. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

A thin layer of grease covered my gloves and made grasping the bars more difficult. I had to concentrate and grip hard to keep from dropping them. My hands and forearms and back ached. Grasp. Dip. Swirl. Lift. Hook. Turn to my right and pick up another bar. Don’t get behind. Keep up, but don’t hook them too close together.

Suddenly all was silent. The conveyor belts had come to a halt. I turned to my right to retrieve another bar and found none in the queue. I watched as the last of my handiwork was unhooked and processed. As I wondered what was happening, a loud whistle sounded, and all the workers trudged like a group of automatons toward the lunchroom.

I turned to follow them and slid across the greasy floor like an ice skater on a foul-smelling rink. Cautiously I picked my way to the lunch area and through it into the locker room. I shed the coverall, mesh hat, rubber gloves, and shoe protectors, and left them lying on the floor. I never looked back as I walked out the front door and climbed into the safety of my car. I had escaped the crack in space-time and ended my career as a factory worker.

I will never eat another corn dog.

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Book Review – Drummer Loves Dancer by Fred Jessett

It is the 1950s in Seattle, Washington, a simpler and more innocent time. Lad MacAdam, a drummer in the Puget Sound Scots Pipe Band, is involved in an outdoor stage production of Brigadoon. He becomes involved romantically with one of the dancers in the production, Ginger De Forest, a displaced New Yorker whose life has been anything but simple and innocent.

Jessett weaves a tale of young love, conflict, family, and religion, and brings together lives so different that the odds are stacked against them. Drummer Loves Dancer, but is it enough to make Dancer love Drummer in return?

Drummer Loves Dancer is available on Amazon and Kindle. Click the picture below:

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and please write a review for the author when you’ve finished reading the book. Thanks.

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Book Review – Waxing is Useless by M. J. Hudon

A nameless evil lurks in the side streets and back alleys of Spokane, Washington. Unseen, but felt by the more sensitive human residents and smelled by the Guardians of the mid-sized metropolis, it hunts the sweet taste of its next victim, a vulnerable soul.

Hudon contrasts the horror of the hunter’s depravity and destruction with the tale of a bumbling housewife as she discovers her very own superpower. Creative cusswords are not only G-rated but hilarious. Humor and hope are interwoven skillfully with terror and trepidation as the author reveals the true nature of the Guardians and the reader discovers that, at least for some, Waxing is Useless.

Waxing is Useless is available on Amazon and Kindle. Click on the book’s cover below:

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and be sure to write a review for the author when you’re finished. Thanks.

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Send in the Drones

Here we go, folks. Send in the Drones, the third book in the Emily Trace Mysteries series, is live on Amazon. Here are a few early comments from people who have read the book:

I started to read Send in the Drones Sunday afternoon and finished it the next day, Oh, my! It left me numb ― not just an open end but a cliff-hanger.  I almost cried at the ending, but I guess that’s what science fiction is supposed to do.  It’s a delightful story, and I’m so glad Archie is still a part of the books. — Marie S., Spokane

Your latest book ― Send in the Drones ― arrived in the mail. Thank you for writing it. I sat down and started reading it right after it got here. I even stopped what I was doing outside. — Loretta C., Dufur

If you like a good mystery with a Sci-Fi edge, you will enjoy Send in the Drones. Emily Trace finds the key to literally unlock the mystery of who killed her husband. I hope she can relax for a while, but I’m sure Sue is busy writing the next book in the Emily Trace Mystery series. I thoroughly enjoyed this story as I did the first two in the series. Sue’s characters are believable ― in an out-of-this-world way.  Joyce C., Cheney

Here is the link to get your copy on Amazon:

Send in the Drones: an Emily Trace mystery (Emily Trace Mysteries)

If you live in or near Spokane, Washington, you may also purchase this book at 2nd Look Books on 29th and Regal.

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More Upcoming Events

Here are a few more events in the Spokane area:

Connecting Writers With Hollywood

From organizer J. D. DeWitt:

We’re so happy to announce that Connecting Writers with Hollywood is back for its 2nd year! This conference is for writers, producers and screenwriters.

Additional speakers were added this year in order to provide more opportunity for pitching to executive producers and agents.

Don’t miss out on the Early Bird Registration, it ends 4/15!

www.cwwh2018.com

Featured Guest Speaker – Shari Smiley of Gotham Group (Gone Girl, Wild) Featured Guest Speaker – Rich Peluso Sony AFFIRM (Executive Vice President)

Please direct any questions to JD DeWitt at jd@jddewitt.com

From poet and speaker and radio personality Stephen Pitters:

Poetry Rising March 21 2018

 

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March breezes through

Hello, everyone. This is a quick post to let you know about some of the upcoming events in the writing community of the Inland Northwest.

Saturday and Sunday, March 10 and 11, some of the members of Spokane Authors and Self-Publishers will have a table at the Central Valley High School Craft Fair, 821 S. Sullivan Road, in Spokane Valley, Washington.  The authors will sell and autograph books they have written, and are always glad to visit with you.

Wednesday, March 14, beginning at 9 a.m. at the Jewett House, I’ll speak to the Coeur d’Alene chapter of the Idaho Writers’ League on the editing process, and have the SASP anthology, “Celebrating Spokane Authors,” and my own books available for sale.

Wednesday, March 21, Stephen Pitters will host another event at Barnes & Noble, Northtown. He features poets, writers, and musicians in his hour-long program beginning at 6:30 p.m.

Hope to see you at one or more of these events if you live in the Spokane area.

Oh, yeah! As Columbo would have said, “One more thing.” Smashwords.com is having a one-week sale with huge discounts on some of their ebooks. It’s an author participation option, and I’ve decided to put mine on sale for 50% off for this week only. Log on to www.smashwords.com and browse the sale books. Or you can search out mine by my name or the book title.

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Stephen Pitters’ Barnes & Noble Event

KYRS Thin Radio personality Stephen Pitters hosts six Poetry Rising events a year at the Northtown Spokane Barnes & Noble. I was honored to be invited to participate in the January event last Wednesday, Jan. 17. Steve Schennum entertained us with a variety of music and singing, Beth Cooley read several of her poems, and Afaria McKinney improvised poetry using words suggested by the audience. I chose to read an excerpt from a story I wrote titled “Wayne’s New Television.” The audience response amazed and pleased me, and as a result of their requests, I decided to publish the story as a short ebook with Smashwords.

As of today, Jan. 21, 2018, you will be able to find “Wayne’s New Television” by clicking on the link embedded in the cover below:

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I would like to thank Stephen Pitters for encouraging and promoting music, poetry, and prose through his radio show on KYRS Thin Air Radio and his Poetry Rising events at Barnes & Noble’s Northtown store. Pitters will be speaking at several locations in the Inland Northwest during the month of February to help celebrate Black History Month. He will be at Spokane’s South Hill Library, 3324 South Perry, from 3-4 p.m., and will explore his family history, life lessons about racism, and experiences such as being the first black person to live on campus at an all-white Southern college in 1967.

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Auntie’s Bookstore reading

Anthology Thanks

This coming Friday evening, January 12, 2018, three of the contributors to the SASP anthology Celebrating Spokane Authors will read from their selections at Auntie’s Bookstore. The event begins at 7:00 p.m. at the store, located at 402 W. Main St. in Spokane, Washington.

I have the honor of moderating the event, which will feature authors Sandy Mason and Caryl Briscoe-Michas, and poet Linda Noble Sonntag. Sandy writes historical fiction, Caryl writes about life experiences (and she has had some interesting ones), and Linda writes poetry with a whimsical twist.

Copies of the anthology will also be available for sale at Auntie’s, and the authors involved in the reading will be happy to sign your copy. Come join us for a fun evening.

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A special New Year’s gift for you

I hope this missal finds you warm, cozy, well-fed, and loved. To add to the love, I’ve decided to offer the three ebooks I have available on Smashwords as an end-of-the-year gift to you. All three are available in just about any format you would need, including Kindle, Nook, Epub, and Kobo. Just go to Smashwords.com and search for me among the authors.

To facilitate it even more, I have links to the Smashwords site for each of my books. Click on the title, and it should take you to the appropriate page.

                                                       

Meadowlark Madness                    Taming of the T-Bird                  The Gluten Free Gourmand

One more thing: this offer is only good until New Year’s Day, so don’t delay! If you take advantage of this offer, please write an honest review of what you thought of the book.

Coming Soon…

Send in the Drones front cover

Watch for the notice of availability for the latest Emily Trace Mystery, and for the date of the book launch party.

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